who d **** is alice..oooppsss...bhaujji???

10th Oct '08

Sorry guys..i had to write this..i have taken an enormous responsibility of "shristi ki raksha" from this disaster.. just saw this mother of all ****ing movie and cant wait to share some of the most innovative dialogues hindi cinema has ever produced..ok...so here we go... the opening line and the best.."yeh kahani us samay ki hai jab samay khud ek bachcha tha, infact samay tabhi paida hua tha" ..(oh yeah??)..
Next your super hero is treated with words like "pishach ki aulad"..the villian gets a better deal.. and is the "khoonkar asur"..(so i wondered ki fight kya hai !!.. )
..then there is priyanka who has been given one hell of an intro scene..yeah she drives in a stunning yellow ferrari to save the pishach ki aulad..ooops the super hero..and all steam becomes water when she opens her dialogue with .."bhaujji ne kaha tha.."...yaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwnnnnn
Not to mention the brilliant and multicoloured "woh raaz ..raazpur ke chauthi chattan ke basanti dvar ko laangh kar prapt kiya ja sakta hai"..tht deserves an oscar man...
and one for the villian..and by this time i really needed some help.."kabhi kabhi upar se sab kuch saaf nazar aata hai"..(what the **** is that suppose to mean???)
Then there is the perennial.."shrishti ki raksha ke liye"..
but on the whole i thought abhishek did a fanatstic job..he hardly spoke..thts the catch..a dumb superhero..got it?? the villian defended himself well..at least he kept saying "gustakhi maaf" throughout the torture..and bhaujji will agree with that.
:-)