Last night my friend Vinayak told me, he prays for my well being everyday. Thank you friend, I am overwhelmed and teary-eyed. Sniff Sniffffff....
In return for this, I promise you that I will provide you with a revised and updated list of wishes every morning positively, just before you start your prayers.This will reduce the time and effort you spend on the wish list and will increase productivity. And its absolutely free. I don't charge for brain utilization unless I am coding :-). Love the guy who invented Outsourcing :-)

Here's the one for tomorrow morning:

Hi God. Please stop the oil strike. No autos, no cabs, how will I reach office? Going back home is not an issue because I am still single and ready to mingle :-D . (P.S Here you can make it a generic demand for a dramatic effect, like, how will me, my colleagues, my boss reach office? Ignore the boss if you wish.)
Its weekend, so this wish needs be fulfilled on high priority. :-D . So try and see, if you can advance your prayer to today evening instead. That will be great!

And yes, just check on God's mood and if he/she can answer a question or two, you can put up this one, Why do we always have to pay for what we are, "Indians"?