Sunday, April 5, 2009

Terror Recipe!!

Ingredients: Non-State Actors from Pakistan, Some State Actors from Pak, 10-12 men aged 20-30, a misinterpreted version of the holy Quran, hand grenades, AK-47s or M-6s, videos from India, Google Maps, Satellite Phones, SIM cards from India, a target.

Method:
1) Select a working, powerful and desperate Non-State Actor from Pak. There is wide variety available like, Al-Qaeda, Lashkar-e-Toiba, Jaish-e-Mohammad, D-Company and so-on.
2) Mix them with State Actors like ISI, for brainstorming sessions on targets in India. Just remember not to admit it later. A good chef never reveals his secrets.
3) Take the 10-12 and give them grenades, AK-47s. Try to include weapons newly purchased from the US and allies(meant for war on terror). This will give the recipe a taste of irony.
4) Put their brains to heat by exposing them to videos from India depicting communal violence. Again, not to mention, there is a wide variety that can be put to use. There's Babri, Mumbai, Godhra, Ahmadabad.
5) Misinterpret Quran in whatever ways possible.Apply evenly and steadily. Leave it for a month or so, to let it sink in.
6) Garnish with maps from India.
7) Sauces and salt to taste will be provided in India by their state actors in form of indifference.

Serve hot to international media.


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  3. Good innovative Recipe!!

    I didnt know where to reply to your comment on my dreams.Dreams are the stepping stones to make it big in life. If u cant dream u cant do anything big/great in life :-) be it day dreaming or night dreaming. Dream and act on your dreams thats the success formula :-)

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  6. i somewhat dont agree, to everything said here.. its not a chess game.. wich only has things in black or white.. u have every shade in different tones.. not contradicting ur point, but it aint only truth..

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